The Census Pardon Act (by Pirate)

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(NOTE: This is not from me but Pirate who currently has their account banned, im simply messaging on their behalf)
I Pirate, on this day, propose an amendment that will pardon you from the census if you missed it for a reasonable cause. Reasonable causes will be determined by judges and by the people. Under this amendment if the law and people see fit you may run for all governmental offices except for president. You also need to show willingness to complete the census during the next month and before your next term and hold office.