The fuck it, I said so Amendment

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\[PREAMBLE\] Guys, you're cute 😘. Anyways, we need more joy and whimsy and love.
\[I\] The following individuals will have their official name changed in the TG wiki page changed to the name after the arrow (\[CURRENT NAME\] -> \[NEW NAME\]).
Breezy -> Breezy Bee the Adorable and Intelligent
Bob -> Bob the Wise
Tricky -> Mochi the Humanoid
Floyd -> Floyd the Cute
Auggie -> AJ the Dearest
Camel -> Camel the Founder
NotHim -> NotHim the Vanguard of Capitalism
Forsii -> Forsii the Sometimes-Seeing Eye
Due\_Job/Lily -> Lily the Redeemed
Corgarr -> Corgarr the Slanderous
Sp33dy -> Sp33dy the Rebel
Kras -> Kras the Vanguard of Communism
Frog -> Frog the Ribbitor
Soundwave -> Soundwave the Audible
Zeedith -> Zeedith the Pioneer
Ewi -> Ewi the Word
SomWan -> SomWan the Legend
Count Lyvface -> Lyvface the UoRian
Viktor -> Viktor the DoRian
Kirby -> Kirby the Munch
Plane -> Plane the Areodynamic
Arc -> Arc the Concluded
Iberia -> Iberia the Rbeorn
Minecraft Guy ->Minecraft Guy the Jack Black
Frein -> Frein the Rich
Gabe -> Gabe the Feminine
Dorito -> Dorito the Tastey
Shrimp -> Shrimp the Horny
Gaggle -> Gaggle the Gangle
Komrade -> Komrade the Copy-Cat
Revan -> Revan the Bri'ish
Srijit -> Srijit the Keyboard Mash
\[II\] If someone's name was not mentioned, womp womp.
\[III\] This also settles that legally Schrodinger loves Floyd more than Floyd loves Schrodinger
\[IV\] This also settles that Schrodinger loves everyone more than anyone can love Schrodinger
\[V\] This also settles that Auggie is kool
\[VI\] This also settles that the DoR can go suck an egg
\[VII\] This also settles that you, the reader, are cute and mine and I love you /plat. Mwah 💕