The Glorious Femboy Law

20260113-2 \\ ??? words \\ Joke \\ Score: 0 \\ Imported from Reddit - Status: Joke

(THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS PROPOSAL, IF COUNCIL VOTES ON THIS FOR SOME REASON I WILL LOSE MY MIND, THIS IS A JOKE)
Section 1: non-femboys will be defined as people who are not femboys
Section 2: non-femboys cannot vote, hold government positions, own property, say no to a femboy, use public services, own corporations, collect any form of welfare, and hold party leadership positions
Section 3: non-femboys pay a 50% income tax of which the income is distributed to femboys
Section 4: femboys are tax exempt
Section 5: every femboy holds the right to go to the center of the capital, pick up a non-femboy, and spank them
Section 6: femboy religion is the state religion and will be taught in all schools
Section 7: femboys cannot be arrested or charged with any crime
Section 8: non-femboys cannot be employed by the government outside of hard labor
Section 9: non-femboys are exempt from labor protections and minimum wage
Section 10: every non-femboy must sing some femboy form of "are you ready for ze new world order", every morning, as long as it is deemed sufficiently femboy themed