(pope comes on a ship this time with gifts)
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u/Bismarcknight
posted 2026-03-13 22:10 UTC
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Due_Camel6262
2026-03-13 22:17 UTC
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enlighten me,
Bismarcknight
2026-03-13 22:18 UTC
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OP
Hello, I am the pope. I decided to check on how you guys were doing in. Brought some gift gifts to help. Keep the churches here running.
Due_Camel6262
2026-03-13 22:18 UTC
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Cool, ig
Bismarcknight
2026-03-13 22:20 UTC
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OP
You guys sit further east of our colonies so it’s not that hard to come take a trip here so what have you been doing? While, I’ve been gone.
Kooky_Marketing_327
2026-03-13 22:21 UTC
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we're a colony?
Bismarcknight
2026-03-13 22:24 UTC
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OP
No in the union of Reddit, we have some colonies West of you
Due_Camel6262
2026-03-13 22:25 UTC
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Our map is seperate from all other maps.
Bismarcknight
2026-03-13 22:26 UTC
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OP
I mean, technically it is we do not know where you are on the map. We just know you are generally east.
Due_Camel6262
2026-03-13 22:27 UTC
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..... we aren't in relation to your map
Bismarcknight
2026-03-13 22:28 UTC
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OP
Oh then, how did I get here?
MinecraftGuy7401
2026-03-13 22:28 UTC
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we are on another plane of existence
Bismarcknight
2026-03-13 22:29 UTC
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OP
Well, somehow going east put me on another plane of existence. Maybe it’s something to do with me being an angel but we don’t talk about that…..
Kooky_Marketing_327
2026-03-13 22:22 UTC
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gimme gifts
Bismarcknight
2026-03-13 22:24 UTC
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OP
Are you catholic?
Kooky_Marketing_327
2026-03-13 22:24 UTC
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yeah
Bismarcknight
2026-03-13 22:25 UTC
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OP
Hmmmm are you support me if we are ever forced into a defensive war against the DOR?
Kooky_Marketing_327
2026-03-13 22:26 UTC
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uh idk if im allowed to but sure gimme mah gifts
Bismarcknight
2026-03-13 22:27 UTC
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OP
Ok (hands over a bunch of money, some holy relics and a sword that he stole from a lower angel)
Bismarcknight
2026-03-13 22:29 UTC
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OP
Never mind, apparently you can’t. You don’t get gifts.
Kooky_Marketing_327
2026-03-13 22:32 UTC
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too bad I took em already
Due_Camel6262
2026-03-13 22:27 UTC
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we can't do that
Bismarcknight
2026-03-13 22:29 UTC
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OP
Well never mind he doesn’t get the gift
Ceris_VG304
2026-03-13 22:42 UTC
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✎ edited 2026-03-14 00:14 UTC
OMFG STOP THIS.
The GMs banned you for this exact reason. Stop going around to every rising polsim and asking them to help you with your illegitimate war. You have no command of any military in the UOR and you certainly have no approval from the DOR GMs to launch such a mission.
Just focus on rp and having fun. Stop trying to repeat this invasion idea that is both unfeasible and incredibly irritating.
NotHim1305
2026-03-14 01:15 UTC
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Can I have gifts 🥹
Bismarcknight
2026-03-14 01:16 UTC
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OP
1 are you catholic?
2 will you help send aid if we have to fight the DOR
NotHim1305
2026-03-14 01:18 UTC
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Yes I’m a Roman Catholic and I’m not sure if I’m legally allowed to but if so then yes if the war is just. You can use St Augustine’s just war theory to determine that
Bismarcknight
2026-03-14 01:21 UTC
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OP
Ok here you go(gives a couple bags of gold some holy relics, and some old sword they borrowed from a lesser , angel)
Dry_Editor_785
2026-03-14 19:46 UTC
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I know you don't hold communion with us and all... but the pope said himself that martin luther was a cure to the church... so like... can I have some?
Bismarcknight
2026-03-14 20:20 UTC
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OP
Hmmmm will you help me if we end up getting in a fight with the DOR?
Dry_Editor_785
2026-03-14 20:26 UTC
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what's the justifacation?
Bismarcknight
2026-03-14 20:43 UTC
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OP
Either a them attacking us first or be us finding plans of them wanting to attack us or c occupying land, we were promised by them
Dry_Editor_785
2026-03-14 21:11 UTC
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that's some shaky justifications, have you tried peaceful approaches?
Bismarcknight
2026-03-14 21:21 UTC
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OP
We are not currently at war but just in case
Dry_Editor_785
2026-03-14 21:22 UTC
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have you tried peaceful approaches?
Bismarcknight
2026-03-14 21:25 UTC
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OP
I’m saying just in case I’ve seen expansionist people in the DOR and it is very hard to do diplomacy with them. I’m just asking for support if war ever happens.
Dry_Editor_785
2026-03-14 21:35 UTC
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only if it is justified.
Bismarcknight
2026-03-14 21:37 UTC
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OP
Hmmmm I think us being declared war on count as justified war OK
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Subreddit: r/TeenGovernment ·
Created: 2026-03-13 22:10 UTC ·
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